Maybe I need to ask more questions.......

We went to the lake today!!!!! It was a lot of fun and I learned a valuable lesson! :P

Usually if Kylie has to go to the bathroom, I trudge along to the nasty public bathroom and wish I hadn't the whole time we are there.....so today I thought Shawna just let her pee in the water. So she told me she had to go to the bathroom so I tell her to swim away from us and just to go real quick.

First of all, she announces to everyone that they might want to get away from her because she's going to the bathroom, bahahahaha.

Second of all well, she was GOING SECOND OF ALL!!!!! ;) I looked over at her wondering why she was taking so long and I noticed that she was standing really weird. "I'm going POOP!!" Aw crap!! Literally!

So I had to trudge along to the nasty public bathroom anyway and take her suit off, clean it out (it was all sitting there wondering why it wasn't in a toilet, haha) and then wish I would have just brought her there in the first place! ;) Oh geez!!!!

I was a bit embarassed, but it was hilarious!!!!

My bad for not clarifying what she needed to do, my bad.......

Another boo-boo.....

I pray safety and protection over my daughter everyday.....she hurts herself in the oddest of ways ALOT! I can't help but snicker sometimes, thinking how in the world child?! hahaha. Well a minute ago I heard her crying and it was one of those real cries so I rushed to see what was going on. She had the DVD case dangling from one of her fingers, some how she got some of the skin pinched in there when she was trying to close it. I mean, she got it pinched in there good and tight.

Poor girl. hahaha Now she's watching Curious George w/a cold rag wrapped around her little hand. ;)

What NOT to feed a baby.....

Kylie and I were having another "deep conversation" at dinner tonight, this time involving what she ate when she was in my belly. hahaha.

Me - "Well, a baby eats whatever the mom eats."

Kylie started being all dramatic like she was grossed out, making a crazy face, and covering up her face like she was going to be sick. (Oh brother, I was thinking.....I figured she was thinking about how baby birds got fed by their mother or something.)

Kylie - "So you mean I ate SALAD?!?!?!?! Baby's should NOT eat SALAD!!! Awwww man!!!"
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Kylie - "So, did I like it?!?!?!"
bahahahahaha.
She seriously cracks me up!

With friends like this......

I love to listen in on Kylie when she's talking to her friends; it just cracks me up sometimes. And quite frankly it still blows my mind that she's a little person now that can relate w/her friends like I do!! (I mean, I know she's 5 and she SHOULD be doing that, but it happens so fast!)

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Kylie's friend, "We will play w/that in an hour."
Kylie, "What's an hour?"
Kylie's friend, "An hour is just a short minute."
bahahaha!!!
They make me laugh! Once they were pretend playing and he wanted to be done playing and watch TV. Kylie asked him if he was still playing, so he said, "Um let's pretend that I'm watching a long movie right now." Ha!

Doin' some light readin'.......

"The frog with spots robs the mop shop by the pond." Not a big deal, just a sentence Kylie just read to me all by herself. ;) She is on Book #7!!! :D One more book and she'll get a free one from Barnes and Noble (yes I could read them to her and it still count for this reading program, but it's more fulfilling for her to do it herself.)

I found out that the school supplies list for Kindergarten is out and for some reason it has really overwhelmed me. *deep breaths* I didn't think I would react like this, quite frankly I thought I'd be ready to say "Peace out, kid." But I'm NOT!!! If she wasn't born 3 months early, I'd have another whole year before having to do this!!! :(

Look who made it to breakfast....



Today the schoolager decided on a crown at the breakfast table.

"I'm just missing one thing......"

She comes back with it on. Haha, oh brother!

Smell ya later.....

Kylie, "I just burped shell."
Me - ?????
Kylie, "You know we just had those mini tacos, well I just burped and it smells like taco shells."
Me - hahahaha, gross!

Memory Verse Blooper.....

Kylie's big idea at church today was: Encourage one another and build each other up! So I asked Kylie to tell me it (it's like their verse for the week) and she says, "Encourage one another and FEEL each other up!!" hahahaha, I couldn't help but laugh. :D

Pity party at the printer.....

So I printed a coupon this morning and started tearing up......it was a lunchable coupon......for my daughter......who will be eating that lunchable.......at school.......as a......Kindergartener. :'( (waaaahhhhh)

Hoodie for breakfast....



It's official, my daughter is one of those crazy schoolagers that make you think....um why are you wearing a hood at the breakfast table. Teehee

Raining inside.....

Kylie at the dinner table -"I just felt a rain drop." Me - ???? "Uh that's spaghetti sauce, you are slurping a little bit crazy over there." bahahahaha

What happens when you drink....

Kylie has a lot of ephiphany while having dinner these days! hahaha

Like this one: "Mom, you know what I just realized.....when I drink; it makes all the bits of food in my belly get a shower." bahahahaha