A toilet paper........

Kylie just walked over to me and handed me a piece of paper. "Here read this, it's my diarrhea!"

I couldn't help but chuckle then I asked her if she knew what that was. "Yeah, it's something you write."

I told her that was a diary and then explained what the other was. Her eyes got really big and then we both cracked up.

Um, I don't believe I'll be reading The Diarrhea of Kylie Johnsen any time soon. :P